mother
the mothership was going to the supermarket and i asked her to buy me the new mother energy drink. shes so used to buying me v so she asked me to describe it. i happened to have a can of the old version of mother hiding in the fridge so i showed it to her saying its like this can, but black and its a fatter sized can. 1 hour later she comes back triumphant in the procurement of my new beloved energy drink saying she asked someone in the store for a “fat, black, mother” ahem *palm face*




