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11 June 2010, 11:51

Working like a machine? Need a break? Want to win 365 individual 4-finger bars of Nestle Kit Kat? Then keep on reading!

Meet the Kit Kat Desk Jockey! He’s ready to work like a machine, so you don’t have to! Whatever the task, he’ll work like a machine to achieve it for you – Forgot a birthday? He’ll make that grovelling call. Can’t find a video of a cat playing a keyboard? He can. He broadcasts live on weekdays 12pm-4pm.

So very happy. Three layers of crème-filled wafer, covered in a layer of chocolate. You know you want them.

So are ya ready to win? The most creative request will win 365 individual 4-finger bars of Nestle Kit Kat- that’s 1 a day for a whole year! The Kit Kat Desk Jockey has already made Kit Kat sushi and Kit Kat nachos, so let your imagination run wild!
Here’s how you enter: What would you like the Kit Kat Desk Jockey to make with Nestle Kit Kat? Leave a comment on this post with the name of your recipe and describe it in under 25 words or less, THEN jump on over HERE and submit it as a task for the the Kit Kat Desk Jockey.
You can enter as many times as you want just as long as the recipe you submit is different each time. Entries close Tuesday 15th June 2010 at 9am. The winner will be announced on Thursday 17th June 2010 so check back here to see if you’re the winner. Terms and conditions apply check this website for details. Competition is only open to Australian residents over the age of 18. Please use real email addresses when leaving your entry so I can contact you if you win. Good luck!
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Make a shuriken which breaks into a million other shurikens hohohoho
(this is not a serious entry I just like being facetious)
— The Ninja Jun 11, 11:56 AM #Forget recipes. We need a visual spectacular! I’d love the Kit Kat Desk Jockey to make a replica of the Sydney Harbour Bridge using a bonanza of Kit Kats. Chocolate pylons! Wafer roads! Who cares about traffic jams when you can simply munch your way to your destination :)
— Bubbles Jun 11, 12:13 PM #Oh man I want to win this. Pity I can’t cook.
What about playing Jenga with them and the ones you pull out without toppling the whole thing you get to eat?
— reality ravings Jun 11, 12:32 PM #fill your room with kitkat, stick them on the wall, on the desk. leave kitkats anywhere u can find them. (in mugs etc.)
— Milkteaxx Jun 11, 12:40 PM #kit kat pizza!
— ned Jun 11, 12:45 PM #A Kit-Kat Kebab. In the style of the late-night hangover cure / snack for those with a sweet tooth. Stuff it full of kit kat fingers. Sweeet.
— Kate Jun 11, 12:52 PM #When life gets you down, make a kit kat thickshake I say. It’ll give you a hug on the inside and leave you feeling sweet as!
— Choccy monster Jun 11, 12:59 PM #The Earthquake. Take one tortilla, slather with peanut butter and fill with Kit Kats, crispy bacon rashers and a dollop of dulce de leche. Oh yeah, that’ll get the earth moving for ya!
— H Jun 11, 01:15 PM #I say something to do with the upcoming World Cup. Life size KitKat soccer ball and goal anyone?
— Matt Jun 11, 01:21 PM #kitkat face mask anyone? dont forget to go extra thick on the lips so we dont get bored during the facial
— si Jun 11, 01:26 PM #Can you make me a kit kat lasagna? With raspberry sauce. And chocolate shavings.
— Lucille Jun 11, 01:29 PM #I soooooo want to enter but its toooo much darn chocolate
— Laura Jun 11, 01:55 PM #Dip kitkat biscuits in Creme de Menthe and add to ice cream in your banana spit
— Sue Jun 11, 02:11 PM #kit kat cocktails for all us chocolate loving cocktail drinkers
— tanya dickens Jun 11, 02:14 PM #Kit Kat Facial; * 1/3 cup KIT KAT * 1/4 cup honey * 2tbsps heavy cream * 3tsps oatmeal powder
— Belinda Jun 11, 02:23 PM #Leave on 20 minutes, rinse off with lukewarm water.
Chop up kit kats (as many as you can handle) and mix through your favourite ice cream…oh yum!
— LEDA Jun 11, 03:09 PM #Kit Kat caramel slice. Mmmmmm
— Fiona Jun 11, 03:14 PM #Biscuit base made of crushed kit kats and the rest that goes with it
kit kat custurd pudding! think bread and butter pudding but replace the bread with the delicious chocolate and wafer kit kats for a chocolate flavour hit!
— Jessie Jun 11, 03:24 PM #Melt Kit Kats, pour into a pie dish, caramalise Carnation Milk and pour over, smooth over and put in fridge to set.
— hilton sher Jun 11, 05:21 PM #1 stick softened butter
— Lara Thom Jun 11, 05:28 PM #6 Tablespoons sugar
6 Tablespoons brown sugar
1 egg
½ teaspoon vanilla
1 ¼ Cup flour
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
8 broken pieces Oreo Cookies
1 Cup chocolate chips
Mix together and bake in oven for 20 minutes. Yum
Kit-Kat-amisu. Take one bought Tiramisu (cos what self respecting desk jockey has time to cook), spilt pre-packaged goodness and layer with Kit-Kat awesomeness.
— Katie&Wags Jun 11, 05:32 PM #I think Kit Kat Tiramisu would be great. I could incorporate both the Kit Kat and coffee. Ultimate break time.
— Mark @ Cafe Campana Jun 11, 05:35 PM #Kit-Kat in the Hole. Like traditional English Toad in the Hole but with fingers of Kit-Kat instead of sausages.
— Christine Jun 11, 08:51 PM #I’d love to see the Desk Jockey make a Kit Kat Top Hat, because we all know how tops Kit Kat’s are!
— Bec Jun 11, 11:01 PM #Kitkat hot cross buns, using kitkats as the cross :)
— Lulu Jun 11, 11:40 PM #A Kit Kat chocolate mousse……mmmmmmm
— Lisa Jun 12, 11:23 AM #Woah, I’m sure I’d get diabetes if I won this as I’d have no choice but to eat all the kit kats myself & not share.
How about a molten kit kat barbequed ribs? Just substituting mole for kit kats
— forager Jun 12, 12:24 PM #Kit kat ice cream ! -straight up from the tub.
— Alysha Tan Jun 12, 03:33 PM #Kit Kat cheesecake.
— Alysha Tan Jun 12, 03:34 PM #crushed kit kats as the base, melted kit kat & cream cheese filling & chunks of kit kats crushed on the top mmmmm
KitKatmisu – tiramisu with a chocolate twist .
— Alysha Tan Jun 12, 03:35 PM #kit kat s’mores! Kit kats instead of graham crackers. kit kat, marshmallow & another kit kat. YUM!
— Alysha Tan Jun 12, 03:36 PM #KIT KAT CRUMBLE PIE ! crushed kit kat short crust pastry, chocolate kit kat mousse filling & topped with crushed kit katsssssss yum:)
— Alysha Tan Jun 13, 12:29 AM #kit kat rockyroad slice – bite size bits of kit kats, sprinkles of desiccated coconut, loads of marshmallow, handful of nuts with melted chocolate! YUMM!
— isLa Jun 13, 03:07 AM #black & white Kit kat spread – melt kit kats in microwave, spread on toast and drizzle with condensed milk….
— isLa Jun 13, 03:24 AM #Kit-Kat Kinky Korma – Melt Kit-Kats, stir in natural yoghurt, Kit-Kat & chicken chunks and chilli powder to fire up the soul! Serve with rice/naan.
— golden.spoon Jun 13, 12:23 PM #Kit-Kat bacon wraps.
Sticks of kit-kat wrapped in candied bacon with a light dusting of icing sugar and maple syrup dipping sauce.
I’m drooling already.
Actually, maybe i should call these mini heart attacks.
— SexyNinjaMonkey Jun 13, 11:50 PM #Mission: Kit Kat Swirl
— Ming Jun 14, 12:07 AM #Task: Blend Kit Kat, ice, milk and mint leaves
Movement: Shaken but never stirred
Result: Orgasmic drink for all chocolate lovers
Kit Kat Pie
— Ming Jun 14, 10:54 AM #Fill a good puff pastry with lots of Kit Kat, fresh berries, and cream
Baked for 20 mins. Irresistable delicious pie.
Kit Kit Bomb
Freeze individual Kit Kat finger bar
— Ming Jun 14, 11:01 AM #Prepare mixture (egg, milk, flour, salt)
Coat bars with mixture
Deep fried for yummy delightful bomb.
KIT KAT MACAROON. Melt the Kit Kat use as filling of the macaroon.
— Ang Jun 14, 01:21 PM #Kit Kat Chocolate volcano
— Janet Jun 14, 01:34 PM #Add in chopped kit kat as filling of the volcano and on the volcano when it’s done! chopped kit kat flowing out…yum!
Brownies with chunks of kit kat with a side of icecream laced with kit kats and hot fudge kit kat sauce. Triple kat = yum!!!!
— Anita Jun 14, 09:19 PM #Kit Kat Sandwich
— Alex Jun 14, 11:38 PM #Insert Kit Kat bars between two slices of bread
Press with sandwich maker until crispy
You’ll get a sinful and delicious sandwich.
Healthy Snack
Chocolate and Fruits are amazing partners.
— Alex Jun 15, 08:42 AM #Blend Kit Kat coarsely
Pour yoghurt on top on your favourite fruit(s)
Top with Kit Kat sprinkles.