
i am susan thye. aka chocolatesuze. lives in sydney, australia. born 30.5.83. hitched to noods. started The Biscuit Tree. this is a food and lifestyle blog. i like cheeseburgers, ice cream, macarons and Reuben sandwiches :D
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17 June 2010, 10:22
Edited: Youtube clips have been uploaded! Scroll down!

So for the past coupla weeks I’ve been staring at this guy all day – meet the Kit Kat Desk Jockey! He works like a machine so you don’t have to! He sits in an office every weekday from 12-4pm and you send in requests for him to do like dance, draw portraits, order pizzas or even learn to speak another language and it’s all broadcast live online here!

Thanks to this competition that I ran last week I was invited to come into the studio and be a part of the Kit Kat Desk Jockey Show to select the finalists for the comp. I didn’t realise I was going to be on the show for so long- the Kit Kat Desk Jockey has never had another human on the show since he started back in May! Noods told me later that he thought I looked a tad terrifed at the beginning bahaha that’s putting it mildly! I’m so used to being the one behind the camera or just taking random candid photos but have never been filmed before lols the lab coats are working on getting my youtube clip uploaded and I’ll embed it at the end of my post when I receive it. edit: IT’S UP! IT’S UP! GO WATCH AND LAUGH AT ME!!!

Meeting the Kit Kat Desk Jockey for the first time was like deja vu. Knowing the names of Sally the mannequin, Wally the water tank and Larry the lamp and feeling like I knew the Kit Kat Desk Jockey even tho we had never met haha

There were seriously just boxes and boxes of Kit Kats everywhere! The whole room just smelled like candy mmm candy

(Pic from Facebook Fan Page). Starting to make some crazy Kit Kat combos.

So this was the first finalist from the comp, Commenter ‘H’ with: “The Earthquake. Take one tortilla, slather with peanut butter and fill with Kit Kats, crispy bacon rashers and a dollop of dulce de leche.” Oh baby. Sweeeet. A lil too sweet perhaps because we used a whole can of dulce haha and yes bacon is a magical animal :D heh heh congrats ‘H’! You’ve won a year’s supply of Kit Kats!

The second finalist was Commenter ‘isLa’ with: “kit kat rockyroad slice – bite size bits of kit kats, sprinkles of desiccated coconut, loads of marshmallow, handful of nuts with melted chocolate!” hehe we didn’t have enough melted chocolate but hey you get the idea! Nice idea ‘isLa’ you um don’t win the grand prize but some Kit Kats will be making their way to ya too

This is Sally. Isn’t she hot?

And that’s all folks! It was super fun being on the show even if I don’t think I quite matched the energy level of the Kit Kat Desk Jockey haha we did a Kit Kat eating competition at the end which I uh conveniently do not have any photos of… But I was the winner woot! And yeah the show has been extended for another week and if you’re bored and need a break check him out here weekdays 12-4pm!
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Ha you felt like you knew the Kit Kat desk jockey even though you’d never met him irl before? Sounds like something your readers would all relate to!
You did an awesome job on camera. The Kit Kat Desk Jockey is crazy enough to freak out anyone. Hyperactive much? PS. I have to say, I’ve never ever seen you eat anything so fast as in that Kit Kat challenge. lol.
— Helen (grabyourfork) Jun 17, 11:56 AM #That’s quite hilarious! I have obviously been living under a rock as I had never heard of Mr. Desk Jockey. Glad they’ve extended the show, got to check it out now. (Btw, you’ve prob heard this about a million times, but you are SO photogenic :))
— shaz Jun 17, 01:32 PM #nice work suze! i’m proud of ya :) i remember having kit kat’s as snacks in school and making a crease along the silver foil to break them…. good times.
— Betty @ The Hungry Girl Jun 17, 01:32 PM #The celebrity gets out-celebritied?
— The Ninja Jun 17, 01:52 PM #Damn I’m super sad I couldn’t watch you live, the live video doesn’t load for me :( Can’t wait to see the youtube vid! A whole can of dulce in that thing sounds insane hahaha
— Steph Jun 17, 02:46 PM #Cannot wait for the youtube vid as unfortunately was asleep during the broadcast (not that I was asleep because of it!).
Talk about all kinds of awesomesauce. I’ll never look at kit kats the same way again! :)
— Simon @ the heart of food Jun 17, 02:58 PM #I love your tshirt.
I was out when you were on the show, cant wait for the YT video
— Laura Jun 17, 03:08 PM #Sadly I couldn’t catch you on the show as I was working. Can’t wait to see the youtube footage. Way to go on the eating comp :)
— Sara (Belly Rumbles) Jun 17, 03:32 PM #LOL those videos are hilarious! Love your facial expression everytime the DJ does something weird… you’re like “omg get me out of here!” hahaha
so where’s the video of your eating competition eh? =P
— Jacq Jun 17, 04:43 PM #At school I always wondered what the kids with A.D.D. do when they graduate and there is no teacher around to ensure they administer their ritalin at lunch time. Now I know. This guy is crazy.
Great work Suze it was very funny.
— Mark @ Cafe Campana Jun 17, 06:49 PM #The guy looks more nervous than you Suze – can’t wait for your own TV show!
— Trissa Jun 17, 07:45 PM #That was fantastic! I think you handled yourself nicely in the situation. I have to admit I would have mixed with my hands like the desk jockey. I was laughing hard every time he almost put his messy fingers on you. Hilarious :)
— Vanessa Pike-Russell Jun 17, 07:46 PM #aww the winner was already picked :p
— isLa Jun 17, 08:29 PM #but nonetheless, im happy!
i love his apron! and your expressions were priceless :D
You were awesome Suze! So proud of ya! :)
— Jen Jun 17, 10:12 PM #Oh my gosh I can’t believe I won! Thank you Suze! You’ve totally made my day! It was so exciting to watch the video and see you make my recipe. And the tornadoes made me laugh so much. I think you put a bit too much dulce de leche but yay, I’m so excited! Thank you for choosing me!
— H Jun 17, 11:50 PM #I await the pilot for Chocolatesuze’s Candy Kitchen ^^!
— FFichiban Jun 18, 12:04 AM #Sooo funny! It’s like my worlds are colliding XD! I had fun watching my friend edit your footage highlights today hehehee. It looks like you handled yourself very admirably!! I have no idea where that guy gets so much energy (oh wait, yes I do… continuous sugar highhhhh!)
— Mel (crunchytiger) Jun 18, 12:05 AM #oh my – what a fun thing to do!!!!!
— Lisa (bakebikeblog) Jun 18, 07:53 AM #This is super cool. And a thought occured while reading the post – KIT KAT ice-cream!! :P
— Anh Jun 18, 08:38 AM #bahahaha! that is way too funny. does that dude have ADD or what? Kit Kats save my life at 3pm on Fridays. Sally is a hottie!
— Amy Jun 20, 09:42 AM #This is too funny!! Is it just me or the Kit Kat Desk Jockey looks like Austin Powers???
— Ellie (Almost Bourdain) Jun 20, 03:14 PM #Haha, yes, you do look more than a little scared!
— mademoiselle délicieuse Jun 20, 09:52 PM #